They say laughter is good medicine……
1. Q. What kind of ties do pigs wear to school? A. Pig stys! 😆
2. Q. What do you call an ant who HATES school? A. a tru-ant.
3. Q. What did the rabbit say to the librarian? A. “Can I burrow this book?”
4. Swimming instructor: “Why are you swimming on your back? Student: You told us never 2 swim on a full stomach.”
5. Q. What do you say if someone tells a lie in South America? A. “I don’t Bolivia.”
6. Q. What do you find in the middle of Japan? A. The letter “p.”
7. Q. Why is it hard 2 learn chinese cooking? A. You get so much home-wok.
8. Q. Why is Europe like a frying pan? A. Because it has Greece at the bottom.
9. Q. What’s tall, Italian, and covered with pepperoni? A. The leaning tower or Pizza.
10. Q. What movie do vampires love best? A. Batman.
Jokes that’ll make ur sides hurt XD
1. Q. Where can you find noodle soup cheering? At the soup-er bowl!
2. Q. What did the ranch sauce say to the fridge? A. “Shut the door, I’m dressing!”
3. Girl: Knock, knock! Boy: Who’s there? Girl: Doughnut. Boy: Doughnut who? Girl: Doughnut call me until dinner time!
4. Q. What do boxers like to drink? A. Fruit punch!
5. Q. What did the mouse say to the camera? A. CHEESE!!!!!
6. Man: Knock, knock! Woman: Who’s there? Man: 4. Woman: 4 who? Man: 4, 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!!!!
7. Q. What kind of plates do they use in outer space? A. Flying saucers!
8. Q. What do skeleton waiters say? A. “Bone-appetite!”
9. Q. What’s the spookiest beach food? A sand-witch!
10. Q. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
11. Boy: Knock, Knock! Mom: Who’s there? Boy: Doughnut Mom: Doughnut who? Boy: Doughnut call me until dinner time!
12. Q. What do you call a monster that eats fast? A gobblin!
13. Q. What do you call a smart monster? A. Frank-Einstein!
14. Q. Why did the orange stay home from school? A. Because it wasn’t peeling well!
15. Q. Dad: Knock, knock! Grl: Who’s there? Dad: Midas Grl: Midas who? Dad: Midas well open the door!
P.S. Here is a website tht has MORE jokes. ENJOY LAUGHING!!!! 😆